I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho MarxI donโt have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. Theyโre upstairs in my socks.
Groucho MarxIn France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition to these two he's also having a fling with a fringe tootsie, both the wife and the mistress are outraged and the combination lover, husband, and cheat may well wind up with a large French bread knife between his ribs.
Groucho Marx