A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.

I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.