A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Whatever it is, I'm against it.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.