A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan.

If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket

Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.