A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup.

The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.

I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman