Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.

Whatever it is, I'm against it.

I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.