Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.

Humor is reason gone mad.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.