Do you mind if I don't smoke?
Always examine the dice.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government - I'd give it all up for one erection.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.