She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.
Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life