It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy