Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.
Budget: a way of going broke methodically
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip