I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup.

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue)

Women should be obscene, not heard.

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.