I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy

Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.