A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.

He thinks I look alike!

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me

The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.