A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?

Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

Celebrate the cracks, because that's how the light comes in.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.