A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream.

I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!