Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.
Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.
Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.