If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
I'd have liked to have gone to bed with Jean Harlow. She was a beautiful broad. The fellow who married her was impotent and he killed himself. I would have done the same thing.