Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.
I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.