I hope they bury me near a strait man
It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.