Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.
I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.
I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me