Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

But what makes wage slaves? Wages!

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns