The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.