Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa

Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.