Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.
You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.