Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

All geniuses die young.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?

I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.