I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Room service? Send up a larger room.