I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

Humor is reason gone mad.

The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.

I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.

The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?