I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.

In France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition to these two he's also having a fling with a fringe tootsie, both the wife and the mistress are outraged and the combination lover, husband, and cheat may well wind up with a large French bread knife between his ribs.

Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.