I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

Whatever it is, I'm against it.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.

Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.