I'm not much of a correspondent. My letters are not only uninteresting but sparse. I'm glad I don?t have to write for a living. It?s arduous work and the money is very uncertain. On those rare occasions when I wander into a bookstore it amazes me to see the avalanche of literature and semi-literature that is turned out weekly in this country. The people who write these things are either desperate for money or love starved. Why should anyone on a nice balmy day lock oneself in an office and hit a typewriter for hours on end. I think one of the greatest pleasures in the world is not writing.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.

Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.