Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!

I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.

Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now