While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
What have future generations ever done for us?
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.