I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.
I donโt have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. Theyโre upstairs in my socks.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.