Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.

Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.

You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.

If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.