Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.