Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.
The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.
Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.
I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government - I'd give it all up for one erection.
How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.