Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream.

My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.

The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.