Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!
Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself