If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
Humor is reason gone mad.
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.