In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.
Would you mind getting off that fly paper and giving the flies a chance?" "Ahhh, you can't trick me! Flies don't read papers!
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement.
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!