I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now.

Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.

I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.

Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty: "The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you." Firefly replies: "Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more."

Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.