No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
Always examine the dice.
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy