If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.
If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Two women at a resort discussed dinner: "The food here is lousy," the first noted. "You're right! And such small portions!!" the second added
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.