If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.

You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.

I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.

Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?