My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs
Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!