Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Time wounds all heels.

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now.

There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.