I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
Groucho MarxIf women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.
Groucho MarxI'm not much of a correspondent. My letters are not only uninteresting but sparse. I'm glad I don?t have to write for a living. It?s arduous work and the money is very uncertain. On those rare occasions when I wander into a bookstore it amazes me to see the avalanche of literature and semi-literature that is turned out weekly in this country. The people who write these things are either desperate for money or love starved. Why should anyone on a nice balmy day lock oneself in an office and hit a typewriter for hours on end. I think one of the greatest pleasures in the world is not writing.
Groucho Marx