Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.
My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs
Blood's not thicker than money.
Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.
Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.