Blood's not thicker than money.

I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.

There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan.

I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.