My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
I love to read. My education is self-inflicted
I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now.