Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
Budget: a way of going broke methodically
I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.