Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.