Any place I hang my head is home.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

You've forgotten those June nights at the Riviera...the night I drank Champagne from your slipper - two quarts. It would have been more but you were wearing inner soles.

I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me." "What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?" "Sure she could. I just found that out too late.

But what makes wage slaves? Wages!

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.