Any place I hang my head is home.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself

I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?

If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.