With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?