Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!
Go, and never darken my towels again
If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.
I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.