There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan.

Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.