There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan.

This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.

Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!