Room service? Send up a larger room.
You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.
I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
I hope they bury me near a strait man
Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.