Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Women should be obscene, not heard.