Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.

I love to read. My education is self-inflicted

I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.

Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.

Anyone buying this book is going to be out a tidy sum if he is sucked in by the title. I wish I could write a real sexy book that would be barred from the mails. Apparently nothing whets a reader's appetite for literature more than the news that the author has been thrown into a federal pokey for disturbing the libido of millions of Americans.

Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.