When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
But what makes wage slaves? Wages!
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.