Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan.

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.

The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.