Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.
If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Do you mind if I don't smoke?
Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.