Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

Do you mind if I don't smoke?

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!

My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.