Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.