He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.