I hope they bury me near a strait man

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue)

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!

You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!