I hope they bury me near a strait man

With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.

I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.

Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.

Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?

The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.

I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!