I hope they bury me near a strait man

I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

All geniuses die young.

Hello, I must be going.

Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.