There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.