You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
Always examine the dice.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.