Whatever it is, I'm against it.

Blood's not thicker than money.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!