Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.
I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.