I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
Blood's not thicker than money.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.