Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Groucho MarxWhy was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
Groucho MarxI married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
Groucho Marx