There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.
If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.
Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)
I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.
I shall drink no # wine before it's time! OK, it's time.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.