You've forgotten those June nights at the Riviera...the night I drank Champagne from your slipper - two quarts. It would have been more but you were wearing inner soles.

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.