Celebrate the cracks, because that's how the light comes in.

I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.

Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman

I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.

Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.