Celebrate the cracks, because that's how the light comes in.

This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.

You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

I hope they bury me near a strait man