Celebrate the cracks, because that's how the light comes in.

I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket

Budget: a way of going broke methodically

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.