Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Home is where you hang your head.
I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.