There was no need to inform us of the protocol involved. We were from Chicago and knew all about cement.

Time wounds all heels.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.