There was no need to inform us of the protocol involved. We were from Chicago and knew all about cement.

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.

I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!

A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder, an evil-smelling lip rouge, a peculiar-smelling hair ointment and a half-dozen varieties of body oils, and then have the effrontery to complain of the aroma of a fine dollar cigar.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!