I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.
Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it