Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.

I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.

Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.

I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.

There was no need to inform us of the protocol involved. We were from Chicago and knew all about cement.

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.