Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.

I'd have liked to have gone to bed with Jean Harlow. She was a beautiful broad. The fellow who married her was impotent and he killed himself. I would have done the same thing.

Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much