Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.

If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.

Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?