Patience is the art of finding something else to do.
Two women at a resort discussed dinner: "The food here is lousy," the first noted. "You're right! And such small portions!!" the second added
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns