If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!

Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.

I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.