If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.

Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

What have future generations ever done for us?

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.