If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
Only if the computers really love each other.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.