All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
You're only as young as the woman you feel.
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.
My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.