I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
TV is the rat race of the century.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.