Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.
The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?
I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.