There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.
I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.
I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue)
I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.