There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.
Women should be obscene, not heard.
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.