Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)
Only if the computers really love each other.
This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.