I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.

Celebrate the cracks, because that's how the light comes in.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?