Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now.
This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.
Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.