I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?

Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.

If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.