Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!

I hate London when it's not raining.

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book . . . The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

But what makes wage slaves? Wages!

I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue)

Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.