Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

Time wounds all heels.

If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.

Africa is God's country, and He can have it.

I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.