Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

Budget: a way of going broke methodically

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

I shall drink no #‎ wine before it's time! OK, it's time.