You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you
I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.