Budget: a way of going broke methodically
That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.