I'd have liked to have gone to bed with Jean Harlow. She was a beautiful broad. The fellow who married her was impotent and he killed himself. I would have done the same thing.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old

The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.

Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman