Anyone buying this book is going to be out a tidy sum if he is sucked in by the title. I wish I could write a real sexy book that would be barred from the mails. Apparently nothing whets a reader's appetite for literature more than the news that the author has been thrown into a federal pokey for disturbing the libido of millions of Americans.

If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.