Anyone buying this book is going to be out a tidy sum if he is sucked in by the title. I wish I could write a real sexy book that would be barred from the mails. Apparently nothing whets a reader's appetite for literature more than the news that the author has been thrown into a federal pokey for disturbing the libido of millions of Americans.

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.

Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.

Humor is reason gone mad.

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.

You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.

The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.