The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old

My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces?

Patience is the art of finding something else to do.