All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.
I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa