Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.