Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.
I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.