Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.
How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.
With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns