You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.