Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.
Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.
Home is where you hang your head.