Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
Women should be obscene, not heard.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.