I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.

I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.

Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.

You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.