The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

I'd have liked to have gone to bed with Jean Harlow. She was a beautiful broad. The fellow who married her was impotent and he killed himself. I would have done the same thing.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

I hate London when it's not raining.

Celebrate the cracks, because that's how the light comes in.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.