Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.
Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.
Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.
You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.