When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
Groucho MarxThree years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket
Groucho MarxThe trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you canโt fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
Groucho Marx