Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
All geniuses die young.
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old