I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book . . . The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
Groucho MarxEver since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood
Groucho MarxHello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. Iām glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.
Groucho Marx