Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket
Groucho MarxSome people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Groucho MarxThe secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Groucho MarxMrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty: "The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you." Firefly replies: "Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more."
Groucho Marx