Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.