If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

Whatever it is, I'm against it.

Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.

I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.