If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

But what makes wage slaves? Wages!

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me

You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.