It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government - I'd give it all up for one erection.